FURRY TALE

ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A FURRY BALL
THAT WAS EQUALLY WIDE AND TALL.
IT HAD 2000 FLUSHES PURE WHITE EYES
AND WAS ALERGIC TO HYPOCRITICAL LIES.

ONE DAY
THIS FURRY BALL WANTED TO GO ON A TRIP BY BUS
BUT THE DRIVER (ALONG WITH ALL OTHERS) SAID:
"GET LOST, YE FREAK, YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US!"
SO THE BALL FLOATED ON ITS OWN INSTEAD,
JUST TO FIND SOMEONE TRULY LIVING
AMONG ALL OF THEM WALKIND DEAD.
IT SAW MANY BILLBOARDS ALONGSIDE THE ROAD,
ALSO SOME HIT-AND-RUNS AND ONE PESSIMISTIC TOAD.
THE TOAD WAS LIKE:
"JEEZ, I AM SO DEPRESSED, I LOST ALL OF MY CARTOON MAGIC!"
AND ONE BURNT-OUT NEON BIRD (FLYING AROUND)
SHOUTED IN ANGER:
"YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT, 
IT'S  JUST 'CAUSE KEEP WATCHING TV ALL DAY LONG,
WHERE EVERYTHING IS VIOLENT AND TRAGIC!"

NO MATTER WHERE THIS FURRY BALL CAME,
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE WAS JUST ANGRY, DEPRESSED AND LAME.
ANYTIME SOMEONE SAW THIS FURRY BALL,
IT WAS STILL THE SAME:
"HEY YOU MUTANT CROQUETTE!
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT HANDS
WHEN YOU'VE GOT JUST CREEPY EYES AND FURRY BRAINS?
WHAT AN UGLY WEIRDO FURRY BALL..."
WHILE THIS FURRY BALL WAS LIKE:
WELL FOLKS,
F*CK YOU ALL!

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